Paul Hughes
"That Lone God Of Retail Entrails, Mr Paul Hughes.
Mr Hughes was born in East Sussex when he was very small. One imagines that the nativity was a bloodbath. He doubtless parboiled the umbilicus and placenta in a sterilising pan and then grilled them with the obstetrician's lighter: a Ronson Varaflame in one version of the myth, a Colibii in another"
"Jonathan Meads"